WE DO NOTHING

WE DO NOTHING FOR YOU

All prices exclude GST. (I am not registered for GST)

Minimum purchase is ONE hour.

We reserve the right to use subcontractors for all services

Do you need some help with relaxing?

We can provide you with a recognised expert in specialist fields of doing nothing. If we can help you to do absolutely nothing please purchase the service you require through our checkout facility. PayPal is our preferred funds transfer service as it offers you protection and security in making online purchases.

A certificate showing the exact time and effort of our service can be purchased. This is also a perfect gift for anyone you know who is always TOO BUSY.

Item	Description	Price	Shipping
Certificate	This is a laminated certificate posted to your address (via Australia Post) showing your out-sourced services. This will not show the price paid. This is an A5 certificate. Printed in colour and laminated.	10.00	5.00
Deep relaxing sleep	This is the ultimate service we offer. It is that deep satisfying sleep that can only be achieved in the perfect environment and at the exact moment when everything is right. As this is very difficult to attain it attracts a premium price. The full benefits obtained remain the sole property of the We Do Nothing staff member or subcontractor that has managed to create the perfect setting for this activity. The service offered is to certify that someone has completed this on your behalf.	30.00
Light sleep	Time spent relaxing and dozing off. This is usually performed in a deck chair by a pool or beach. A cool drink and sun screen lotion will be used.	15.00
Sleep	This is time spent snoozing in a comfortable place (like the lounge room) and can require the background noise of a TV or radio to accompany the task. This can sometimes prove a little difficult to accomplish and may sometimes be in short supply.	20.00
Standard nothing	This is our basic nothing in particular rate. We will just do nothing in particular for you. This is a per hour rate!	10.00